Suplex City, Bitch!

Written By Mike Betancourt

Suplex City, Bitch!(yes, credit to Brock Lesnar for the legendary line)

A freshman escalated a confrontation with a teacher during a class meeting. The student slapped the teacher. The teacher was walking away. The student kept pushing. Enters security… Suplex City, Bitch.

And honestly? Every right so. First off, this freshman deserved it. You put your hands on an adult? Adults are going to treat you like one. Just by watching the video, I knew trouble was brewing: flat-bill hat, baggy pants, Jordans, strutting like he doesn’t care about creases — the classic high school “I’m untouchable” kid.

This is the kid we all hated in high school. The spoiled, bratty one who probably thinks he’s invincible online and offline. Bru, you got what you deserved.

I can’t be the only one — parents, students, teachers, even former nerds who were bullied — watching that video was pure satisfaction. ❤️

But here’s the bigger point: why do kids think they can take on Teachers? It’s not about intelligence. It’s not about obedience.

It’s about teachers go through so much FUCKING SHIT ( there was no other way to say it, ask any teacher) on a daily basis, it’s unbelievable how they are still teaching kids.

God Bless em.

So, to all the spoiled punks out there: go make your art, make your music, write your rants — but stop messing with teachers and security. Or else… Suplex City, Bitch!

Mike Betancourt
Intense. Energetic. Animated. Just a few words describing Mike Betancourt. Mike has traveled near and far searching for what is actually funny. And the funniest thing he found was 100% honesty. Mike is not afraid to share his stories. He has a colossal personality that instantly connects with the audience. With his incredible way of changing his voices and creating characters the crowd latches onto his every word. Mike's charm makes his twisted and controversial topics entertaining. He makes his way to the stage as if he is ready for battle. There is more to Mike than just the stage. He's an actor and has been seen in Wrestlemania 31(as one of Rusev's soliders and Bray Wyatt's scarecrow), upcoming feature film Mamaboy(starring Gary Busey and Stephen Tobolowsky), and seen in several short films and local commercials. Mike is also a writer and has been working on several scripts, sketches and continues writing jokes to making his act stronger every day.
www.mikebetancourt.com
Next

Back To the Grind